Fun travel games: these games are good in any densely and diversely populated areas I.e. anairport or Atlantic City.
The first game I play is "European or gay?" You and a friend (or you can bet yourself) make the decision about a male wearing a speedo bikini bottom, tight jeans, a scarf or almost any fashionable and sexual article of clothing. It works best when you disagree with a friend, and the exciting conclusion is when the male finally talks. Does he have an accent, a lisp, or, and this is my favorite when this happens, he has a straight man American voice. Then you argue loudly about the man's sexual identity.
European or Gay?
The other game is very similar but opposite. I call this one "Lesbian or middle school boy?" The features you look for are shaggy short hair, cargo shots, skater shoes, or soft yet masculine features. You may be looking at a fat boy with growing man tits or a lezzie hiding her small breasts. This game is harder because the voice alone with not provide you with a clear answer. Is the voice prepubescent or female hidden with husky. Perhaps you think the young man is holding hands with his overbearing mother, or maybe it is her overbearing girlfriend. Truly a challenging and intellectual game.
Lesbian or Middle School Boy?
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Oh my god I love playing Gay or European! I usually just play it in my head though. Ambiguity gets me every time - once I went to Shaft Friday at Shampoo and I saw this really tall chick with an awesome haircut - her overall style suggested Eastern Europe, and I admired it. Then she turned around and had 5 o'clock shadow and some chest hairs poking out of her tight v-neck. Fail.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a win to me Katie.
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