First thing my sister wanted to do once I got all settled was get massages. Why not right? I mean I was just on 22 hour flight and could use some relaxation. So we go to this little place that is kind of similar to what an American salon might look like. We each request a 30 min shoulder and back massage. I go behind this little curtain that does not close completely and lie on a leopard print massage table with my shirt off. A woman comes in to give me what I paid for.... I cannot wait to list the things that happened to me behind that curtain. It was horrible.
The woman exposes my butt. She literally rolls down my skirt and undies so my ass, as fabulous as it is, is completely out in the open. She then beats up my back a little. I swear she was looking for my kidneys, and once she found them, she tried to destroy them with her hands. She then punches me in the head. I swear she literally makes a fist and repeatedly punches the back of my head. She uses her elbow as a weapon and stabs me with it all over. The pain was searing. Then her elbow, and I swear to you dear readers this happened, she slams her elbow in my butt crack, twice!
Do not get a massage in Malaysia!
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