You read the title correctly. I made a boyfriend out here. Well at least he thought he might be my new boyfriend. I was walking around aimlessly in the city of Kuala Lumpur, as I did every weekend while visiting my sister in Malaysia because she had a day job, and a man came up to me and introduced himself to me. It was not out of the ordinary because I am a freak out here, and people are interested in me.
This dude would not leave me alone. He followed me and tried his best to strike up a conversation. It was hard because he was Syrian. Eventually I allowed him to buy me an orange juice from a near by vendor. He asked if I was married, and I told him no. He asked if he could take me out dancing, and I told him no because I am leaving the country. He asked to get my email address, and I gave it to him. I now receive love poetry that he looked up on his English dictionary.
It was awesome. The one really crappy part was that the whole reason I was wondering aimlessly was to hopefully find out where the local gay scene was. I have seen a lot of lesbians with really cool haircuts around the city, and I was determined to figure out where they hung out. Of course when my new Syrian boy friend holds my hand, a find a pack of lezzies walk in the other direction. If I had been alone, I could have stalked them for a while and maybe even befriend them. Stupid boyfriend ruining everything.
Here is a little stand up that expresses exactly how I felt about the situation. CLICK AND WATCH
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